How To Impress on The First Gay Date

So you've gone on Bottomology.com gay social network and connected to someone in your area. You're getting ready to meet him for the first time (hopefully in public) and you want to know how to impress.

Well girl let us tell you!

 1.) Hygiene and Appearance - Snatch it, wax it, scrub it and wet it! Your hygiene and appearance is 50% of the battle. Get as glamorous as you can.

 2.) Get your Mind Right- Open your mind and let down your guard. Instead of being ready to run out the door when he says he wants children, inquire why and see if it's something he really wants or wants because it sounds good. On the first date people will only put out there what they want you to see. Guide the conversation to go deeper.

 3.) Have a Sense of Humor- A person is 80% more likely to ask you on a second date just because you made them laugh a few times. Gay Tops love bottoms with a sense of humor.

 4.) Don't Show Your Whore - on the first date it's best to keep sex out of the equation. If he's really interested he may inquire but he'll respect you if you decline. Just redirect the conversation to something else and if he sticks around he now sees you differently.

 5.) Be Yourself*- We all paint a pretty picture when first meeting someone, but don't lie or pretend to be something you're not. Simply highlight your qualities and make sure they are factual. Show real emotion up front no one likes a robot. Now that you know how to impress your date, join Bottomology.com and find him today!